Weird Videogame Ads

Growing up on Nintendo Power, I greatly preferred it to the other gaming magazines on the rack, which were little more than gaming advertisements with occasional gaming screenshots included.  If you were lucky, you might even get more than one page of in-depth coverage of your favorite games with playthroughs included!  But that didn't stop me from browsing through their contents.

An amusing letter from GamePro #65.

Upon flipping through any of the multiple gaming magazines in their heyday in the 90s, you were likely to run across the same advertisements for terrible games multiple times, in a desperate bid to get customer attention.  Some of the more unscrupulous companies would try to show as little of the game itself, figuring the cover art would be a better selling point.

While most of these ads were fairly unforgettable, it's the ones that stuck in my mind for years that kept a foothold, long after the games were sold.  I was surprised to see that there weren't many online archives of specific memorable gaming ads.  At least, nothing I was looking for.  So, with the help of some online sources, I was able to blaze my way through a few years of several sources, and pick out the ones that stood out.

For example, ads for a franchise tends to be similar across gaming consoles.  But in a rare instance, there were two different ads for Wanderers From Ys III - in the same magazine even!  One from Genesis, one from the Snes.


I only intended to pick and choose a few samples, but the more I looked, the more I found some individual ads that were just utterly... weird.

Back before emulators were a thing, you could get a whole collection of Atari games on CD-ROM.  This was clearly aiming for the aging gaming market, back when there was such a thing.

Pipe Dream is a puzzle game involving putting pipes together, but this ad makes it look like you're traversing a plumber's nightmare, making the 7th level in Super Mario Bros. 3 seem tame in comparison.


It wouldn't be a gaming magazine if it didn't include ripping off gameshows.

Then there were ads that had nothing to do with games.  Take these ads of Blockbuster Video, back when movies and video games could be rented out for a day or two at reasonable prices, far below the original.  You didn't have to worry about keeping them - you just had to worry about finishing them before the deadline and returning it on time, lest you pay a fine.  And you had to be choosy in your choice to guarantee a good time.

That's pretty basic in itself.  But look at how they sold themselves!


Is this supposed to be appealing?  I suppose when you've got a monopoly on renting, you don't have to worry about the competition.

One thing that annoyed me about some ads was that it was sometimes difficult to tell the name of what was being sold.  Titles with font that made reading nearly impossible.

VT Boy?  AJ Boy?  If you can't figure out the first letter, how can you ask for it?
 
ElRienlo?  No, it's El Viento.  Cursive font is a curse.

The Misadventures of Hioh?  No, it’s The Misadventures of Flink.

VAP?  No, it’s VAY.

You can't see the title properly from here, so here's a closer look:

...yeah, that doesn't really help much.  Gvnres?  No, it's Gaiares.  You could hardly make it out from a lopsided angle and a distance.  How were you supposed to figure that out?

One of the strangest tactics some of these ads would take would be to tell you just how much time you could be expected to spend on a game.  Saying a typical Adventure game or RPG would take 60 hours isn't anything unusual, but these ads took that play value to absurd lengths.  One example I want to point out is this rather generic poster from StormLord.

In particular, I want to close up on this section here:

Games are lambasted for being notorious timesinks, but that time spent should be worth it.  It’s one thing to spend time tracking down a valuable treasure in a dangerous puzzle dungeon.  It’s another to be travelling a hostile overworld with no hints of what to do or where to go next.

This Equinox game takes this player so long to finish that he dies before doing so.  Most online archives have the above image, but they miss the follow-up tucked away in a corner on the next page:

Another example of reducing the player to a mere skeleton comes from Phantasy Star III.

 Here's the enlarged font of the relevant text:

Oh, and just for good sake, here's a close-up of the Concerned Sega Mom of Humans Against Genesis (HAG) who, surprisingly enough, didn't show up on very many gaming ads.

Oh, and if taking a whole lifetime to complete a game isn't long enough, how about taking multiple generations?


When it comes to taking your sweet sweet time, you'd be hard-pressed to find another that tops this one:

An underappreciated art of magazine ads was how they would continue across the pages on a regular basis.  When done badly, it disrupts the flow and is immensely distracting.  When done properly, it's worth coming back to over and over again.




Yes, it repeats the Power Glove ad above, but unless you were aware of it, you didn't make the connection until now.

Another feature was that a continuous theme would show across several pages:





Actually, this last image showed up first, all by itself.  The individual installments you saw came later.  What actually showed up was this:

No, that's just an advertisement for a shirt.  I only include it because it has "Shafted", which was cut off above.  The actual last installment is this:

...yyyyeah, that's not as memorable as what came before.  When you have those elements, you need a strong finish.

For some ads, space was a a requirement, and if taking up a whole page was too much, then a compromise could be reached.  The upper half could have game previews, and the bottom half was fair game.  This resulted in double-page half-ads, effectively spreading out a double-side page spread.

Nowhere was this used more effectively than the first print Sonic ad:

I never really understood why they used a proclamation point instead of a question mark at the end there.  Must be something similar to the Hollywood belief that movies with "?"s in them don't do very well.  (Who Framed Roger Rabbit f'rinstance)

These aren't sequential artwork, but these Earthworm Jim ads showed up at random intervals, and I've taken the liberty of collecting them all in one convenient place for easy viewing.

 


And now, I've saved the best for last.  In a show of sheer chutzpah, a magazine showed at random intervals in its issue, three separate full-pager of some guy named Fritz, with absolutely no context.  He didn't appear in any of the previews, or animated movies in the magazine.

Then, after forgetting about it for a month or so, the same guy showed up again, with no further explanation.  And not all of them were the same.  Some of these came from different magazines, and I had a heck of a time tracking these down.  Incidentally, a similar early ad was repeated, with different artwork, and different swear symbols.  Kicking blocks somehow seemed preferable than stealing ice cream from a baby.

It wasn't until his later appearances that the title Brain Dead 13 started showing up, but that didn't really explain much.  At least we now had a name to go with the guy.  There were plenty of gross heroes, and anti-heroes with cool extreme outbursts, which didn't make it that far out there that this guy was the protagonist of something.

So it came as a bit of a surprise to find out that this Fritz guy who'd been in the spotlight all this time was actually the henchman to a brain in a jar in a non-prompted animated game along the likes of Dragon's Lair.

It was a brutal advertising campaign, subtly hyped up early on, but I just wish it had been applied to a better game.  Compare the character designs between Fritz and the hero, Lance.  Which one stands out more?

The generic teenager, or the hunchbacked midget with hooks for hands and transferable weapons?  Why couldn't Fritz be the main character?  Just have a Metrovania player with rotating tools you find and swap them out when the situation applies.  Link does this all the time!

These are most of the gaming memories I was able to find, but not all of them.  What I most hoped to find was a few pages in Total 64, a U.K. publication that had a limited release.  It was printed at a bigger size than most magazines, which could make scanning understandably difficult.  In the back were amusing three-panel sprite comics, and the first issue had a very funny commentary on the fight against Bowser that I can't for the life of me remember.

What I do recall was a Mortal Kombat comic titled "Too many Ninjas" where the numerous Scorpion / Sub-Zero clones started gathering up more and more, with Reptile, Smoke, Ermac and Noob Saibot showing up in the 2nd panel, until the last screen had multiple recoloured clones, some of who I suspect probably became actual playable characters later on.

The second comic was titled "The Longest Game Ever".  I can't recall the exact dialogue, but it went something like this:

"How do I get to the Castle?"

To get to the Castle, you need a letter.  The letter is hidden behind the Forbidden Bookshelf, found via a Secret Passage, accessible only at night.  A soldier can be bribed with WildShade found only in the Meadow Field. He'll give you the Blue Castle Key.  Once you have the Blue Pass, the guard will ask for the Red Pass."

"Uh, never mind.  Where's the Bathroom?"

"To go to the Bathroom, you need the Bathroom Key.  The Bathroom Key is held in a cave in the Dismal Swamps behind the Forbidden Woods.  It is guarded by a ferocious monster who is weak against Magnesium, only found in the..."

Trans Form

Apologies for not updating my blog in a long time.  I’ve been preoccupied with working on my WebNovel.  But I’ve also been struggling with other personal issues.  I didn’t want to reveal this until I was given permission to do so.

In February of this year, my sister approached me with a secret that she’d been hiding from our family for the better part of a year.  She was extremely nervous about telling me, and only decided to share it with me, even knowing that I wouldn’t pass judgement on her.

The revelation that she identified more as a man, a gay man, and still found men attractive.

This was both surprising and unsurprising.  My sister had never really adhered to feminine standards, tending to shun typical girl’s activities.  The girliest toy she had was a My Little Pony, back when ponies looked like horses, and a barbie doll still in the wrapping.  (She hoped there’d be demand for that particular doll, racking up resell value, but that probably only applies to boy’s toys)

LGBT issues had become prevalent in media recently.  Elli (formerly Thunt) of Goblins fame recently came out as transgender, which certainly explained her sudden inset of depression, causing the comic to go into a year-long hiatus.  I never thought that our household would become part of that statistic.  We never think it’ll affect us until it actually happens.

What worried me upon hearing the news was that I might not be as tolerant as I first thought.  I’d been so used to the idea of having a sister, that having a sudden brother filling in that role was a drastic change.  (Especially given how much we fought as kids)  But as soon as I saw my sibling, those doubts faded away.  As long as I didn’t get tangled up on gender expectations and pronouns, it was no big deal.

The main problem was that I would have to acclimate myself in referring to her as a him, and use he instead of she.  It’s easier when it’s someone I haven’t been associated with for years.  That, and I still feel the need to call him by the old nickname of Chant, than Adam, his chosen male name.  He said that I could still call him by that old nickname, since it was gender-neutral.  Though he didn’t like my usage of Sie, Zir, and other experimentative alternate gender terms, which surprised me.  I have problems with the collective noun "They", since it’s using collective nouns to describe a singular.  even though I have trouble with using collective nouns to describe a single person.  Saying “They did it!” while pointing to a crowd can be extremely confusing.

This common complaint was something recently pointed out in Robot Hugs, who is also Trans.  The author has posted honest personal accounts, and devoted their artwork and stories to feminist causes.  The title sounds like it comes from the main character having their feelings invalidated to the point of feeling like a robot.  The actual truth is something different.

What surprised me was finding out that Transgender people routinely change their names, feeling that their old name causes physical pain.  That it was on par with being called the N-word or having a pebble in your shoe.  I had no idea that there was so much stigma attached.

One thing I worried about calling my sibling by his new name was saying his old name before remembering, thereby calling him "Chadm".  It's one thing if the new name is close to the old name (Joe/Josephine, Karl/Caroline) but such a radical change takes some getting used to, even with repeat practice.  Though, upon first learning about his preferred name, I naturally replied, “It’s like I don’t know you from Adam.”

And there was the subject of what their child was going to call him.  I approached several suggestions, ranging from a planned (but never developed) story idea involving a girl who had two mommies, and would shy away when they kissed, because that was “mushy”, and call them Mother and Mum.  But my sibling objected on being called “Father”, since that sounded too formal.  I went through the range of early baby sounds, of Ba, Da, and Ma, rejecting Muda for being too memeable, and suggesting Dumas, in praise of Alexander Dumas.

Only recently did they finally reveal my sibling’s change to their child, and the mother would be called Papa, and the father would be Daddy.  The child’s response was, “Is Daddy going to be a girl?”

My Brother-in-Law, has been remarkably supportive of his decision, even though it can’t be easy on their sex lives.  The common refrain in getting married is that “You won’t be losing a daughter, you’ll be gaining a son”.  In the same token that he wouldn’t be losing a wife, he’d be gaining a husband.  But I don’t WANT a brother - I want a sister!  And I’m sure “Daddy” feels the same way.

It’s kind of like the inversion of DAR! - a Super Secret Lesbian Diary, where the autobiographer identified herself as lesbian, then wound up marrying a man anyways.

In a way, I can kind of understand why he doesn’t want to be a woman, even if I don’t identify with the reasons for doing so.  There’s so much maintenance involved.  The constant application of makeup, choosing the right kind of clothes, beautifying oneself just to meet an impossibly expected standard.  And keeping that up on a daily basis is too much trouble.  So much time can be saved without having to care about looks.

On the plus side, it’s given me the excuse to introduce him to two genres that I’ve been obsessed with that deal with gender - the indie game Undertale, featuring a gender-neutral protagonist, and the cartoon Steven Universe, the show about Gay Space Rocks, NOT to be confused with Land of the Lustrous, the Anime about Gay Space Rocks.  (LotL also has the cardinal sin of having the majority of Space Rocks have similar body types, which makes telling them apart difficult.)

When it comes to portraying boys who want to retain girlish quantities, well, there are far more accounts of those in number.  But when it comes to showing women who want to be men, that figure drops dramatically.  Sure, there are instances where females have disguised themselves to enter male-dominated territory, but I can’t think of any where they actually wanted to be a man in the process.

There’s an excellent comic about how it’s fine for girls to like boy things, but distasteful for boys to like girl things.

It's easy for me to identify with women, but it's far harder for me to identify with Gender Dysphoria. I’ve tried to read several autobiographies surrounding the issue, but my mind start wandering.  The closest I came to was skimming through Trans Mission: My Quest to a Beard by Alex Bertie, which had the benefit of having pages filled with enlarged text.  Despite getting into people’s heads and reading their innermost thoughts, I could never really relate.  But I greatly identified with Being Ace, a memoir comic about being Asexual.  Probably because the concept of being bewildered by the overwhelming daily barrage of sexuality greatly appealed to me.

The irony was that I oftentimes took out books dealing with gender identity without realizing my sibling's internal dilemma.  One of which was Super Late Bloomer.  In fact, I only lent that to him because I wasn’t too enamoured with the other gender identity comic books on the subject.  But now that I know about his condition, I felt the need to show him the books I once thought wouldn’t be appealing.  If there’s one thing I take pride in, it’s finding comics relating to any subject, no matter how obscure.

Super Late Bloomer: My Early Days in Transition by Julia Kaye - These comics were first available online in gag-a-day diary form and then collected later.  A simple three-panel Newspaper daily comic and the most approachable introduction of someone getting acclimated into the new world of transitioning.

Gender Queer by Maia Kobabe - a recent publication I pre-ordered as a birthday present, featuring the gradual mental process of a young child raised by hippie parents trying to figure themselves out.  It’s probably the closest thing that relates to my sibling’s experiences growing up.  A sample can be seen here:

Appelez Moi Nathan (Call me Nathan) by Catherine Castro and Quentin Zuttion - a French book that I found by sheer chance, and features a lesbian teen who grows increasingly upset about the obtrusiveness of hir breasts, and wonders how everybody else can possibly be fine with them.  What most struck me were two symbolic NSFW double-page spreads, one where the protagonist is overwhelmed, drowning in a sea of breasts, and the other where sie has the mental image of tearing hir own breasts off, just to feel relief.  It manages to say a lot with very little.  There are large blank spaces surrounding the watercolour pictures, but there’s an intensity of emotion within these drawings not seen elsewhere.  I sincerely hope this gets translated sometime soon.

Honor Girl by Maggie Thrash - I wasn’t expecting much with the silhouette cover and simplistic childish drawings, but the authentic scenarios and convincing dialogue drew me in, and I leisurely absorbed it, not wanting the experience to end.  And once I finished the personal outing, I reread it again, which is something I rarely do for books that demand slow reading.  The closest this comes to trans issues is when the titular character becomes more confident after imagining herself as one of the Backstreet Boys.

Gumballs by Erin Nations - I didn't know what I was getting into, and the subject came as a complete surprise.  I mostly skipped over the single-page character profiles.


Part of It by Ariel Schrag - a collection of short comics throughout various ages of Ariel’s life.  I particularly liked the ones about her gossiping on the bus, and her time spent teaching children.  The longest story involves her dilemma over a pair of glasses.  This mainly deals with Lesbian subtext, and the author has gotten in some trouble about a novel of hers.  More details at the end of this post.(*)

Interestingly enough, both Gumballs and Part of It make a passing reference to Stand by Me, saying it was extremely influential during their formative years.  It could be a coincidence, but maybe it’s because there are very few emotionally honest movies about boys.



The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang - a parable about a Prince who wants to wear dresses, and his personal Dressmaker who willingly obliges to his request.  Despite the lush drawings, I thought my sibling wouldn’t like it, but he excused the ending, saying that it was a Fairy Tale.

Family Portraits - an online collaboration effort between multiple LGBT artists, sharing their personal experiences.  Also ne of the few instances of a girl transitioning into a man, and something I thought would be presumably relatable, but wound up being pretty forgettable.

Witch Boy and The Hidden Witch - done by Molly Ostertag, the same artist of Strong Female Protagonist, but I wish the writing was better.  I wasn’t a big fan of the constant put-downs of the titular boy for wanting to delve into the “forbidden” realm of magic only solely restricted to women, despite having the soul of one.

Flocks by L. Nichols - an autobiographical comic where the lead is presented in the body of a Puppet with button eyes.  Apart from that odd dissonance, this book suffers from being extremely repetitive.  The puppet in question is constantly beset by disturbingly hateful comments from the Church, feels bad, and cries all the time, feeling extremely confused.  This goes on for pages and pages.

First Year Out: A Transition Story by Sabrina Symington
This was one of the first Trans comics I read, and I wasn’t a big fan, because I felt the dialogue felt stilted and artificial.  I felt that it could've been done better.  It might work fine as an introductory issue, but not much else.  I gravitate more towards works that contain multiple topics of interests with trans issues being just one of the subjects

It’s the same problem I had with Bingo Love, a romance between two Christian girls rediscovering each other years later.  The artwork was well done, but the narrative felt extremely wooden and the exposition was clunky.  I Wanted to like it, but the execution fell far away from my expectations.

It’s as if these Trans people, given the chance to express their experience in a meaningful way, find themselves unable to articulate themselves so, their self-esteem having been ground into the dirt.  As if their self-esteem was tied in with being misgendered for so long.  As if they’re too timid to fully broach the subject that they’re extremely close to, offering up insecure platitudes that don’t feel honest about the personal issue.  It’s a shame, because they’re the ones most closely associated with the subject, and can give honest insight that wouldn’t be available elsewhere.

For the most part, when it came to alternate comic representation of gender norms, you couldn’t do better than Manga, the gateway drug being Ranma ½.  There were other notable titles such as Futaba-Kun Change!, Your & My Secret (Released by ADV, then picked up by Tokyopop, and annoyingly enough, the last volume was never released), Genshiken II, and, the Moto Hagio story X+Y in A’A Prime.

Yet for their willingness to explore gender-bender stuff, it hasn’t always knocked my socks off:

My Wife is a Man - Something I thought would be relevant to my sibling, featuring a man dressing up as a woman, and her husband still loving her all the same.  Instead, the two of them were gay lovers before, and Yuki only transitioned into dressing up as a woman later.  And rather insultingly, the wife acts too stereotypically female.  Yuki has no other identifiable traits.

Wandering Son - one thing that particularly bugs me about Fantagraphic’s version is that they constantly divide the title from the page it shows on, leaving large singular textless pages.  Another fault (that the artist admitted) is that many of the characters are hard to tell apart.  And the sparse minimalist dialogue doesn’t help much.  Also, the English publication has stopped at the 8th volume since 2015.

My Brother’s Husband - has a brother dealing with his Gay twin dying suddenly, and having to deal with his foreign husband who's Canadian to boot (given the artist’s propensity towards bear men). The Manga does a good job of showing the living brother's discomfort, and trying to overcome personal biases.  But it feels like fluff in parts, and I felt the second half never really delved into the mental conflicts, and only skirted the issues.

Too often, I become alienated when the stories I read devote their time in taking the subject matter too seriously.  I find that comedy works well as a coping and identifying tool when used appropriately.  Such is the case when it came to titles such as Magical Girl Boy.  It might not strictly apply, since like Ranma, the titular character doesn’t enjoy changing genders.

I also highly recommend the webcomic Never Satisfied, with a trans lead, and characters who respect xheir decision.
During the serialization of the last chapter, I was obsessively reading past pages over and over, delving their content for potential clues as to what could possibly happen next.  Sure, you can read what happened now in one sitting, but waiting for the next page was exquisite torture.

I much more prefer it when transitioning or awakening sexual identity as ONE of multiple background elements, such as the Lesbian plot in Jason Lute’s Berlin, or the Reeducation Camp in the 9th issue of the survival comic, No Mercy.

(*)
In the time that I recommended Ariel Schrag's comic, I later found about her novel, Adam, a problematic book that was made into a problematic movie.  It seems counter-intuitive that someone who wrote about growing up as a closet Lesbian that she would have a teenage boy pretending to be transgender to get into a Lesbian's pants.

It's a shame that someone who wrote so honestly about her own experiences simply wasn't able to get into the mindset of someone else different from her.  Better she should've stuck with what she knew, rather than pigeonhole Bisexual and Trans issues in a RomCom setting.

Although the LGBTQA community is supposed to rally everyone under a single banner, there's a lot of discrimination among those ranks.  Gender confusion should be common grounds, and yet, some groups condemn others for "infringing on their property."  In the comments, it was pointed out that:

"Bisexuals are unfairly outed for being unfaithful and not "sticking to one side". 

"Lesbians can be passionately transphobic and biphobic if they see the existence of those other groups as a threat to the legitimacy of their identity." 

"I'm still trying to figure out how this resulted from a lesbian writer and a trans director. It's like if a black guy made Birth of a Nation (the first one)." 

"There are some lesbians who have an 'I got mine, F you' attitude towards the rest of the LGBT+ community. I suspect that Schrag is one of them."

Despite the problematic elements of Ariel Schrag's novel, I still felt the need to include her comic it if only to show the similarities in taste of Stand by Me.  Her earlier work, Likewise, is leaden with dense Cerebus-style text crowding the pages.  In other words, DON'T support Adam, but at least check out Part of It.  Support the works that are deemed worthy.

Unseen Garfield Submissions

Back when I hesitantly gave my first comic submission to Square Root of Minus Garfield, there was only a small smattering of volunteers who were willing to give a try.  That pond has now grown larger than its current output of one comic a day can provide.

The backlog of SROMG has grown so large that the chances of my later strips being seen anytime in the future is now increasingly remote.  I Almost submitted the missing ones on my blog last year, but then, my entry, Suicide Hotline, (which I was particularly proud of) showed up, and I decided to wait another year.  If none of my other comics showed up until then, I wouldn't show them.

These comics haven't been seen by anybody, save for the moderator of SROMG who switched owners in 2015 to its current moderator, who has their own backlog of new comics coming in all the time.  They haven't been seen since I made them in... (checks creation date) 2013, so they're a little overdue.  And not seeing my works shown up in rapid succession has been a major damper in my creative process.  I haven't made any new Garfield comics since then, including what I thought would be my Last comic - a collection of all of Lyman's appearances into one comprehensive Lyman contribution strip.

With that out of the way, here's the remainder of my Garfield Comics, with author commentary at the bottom:

REALLY Sophisticated Tastes

Considering that there are food connoisseurs out there who can deduct the quality and quantity of foods down to their most basic cooking instructions to how long each ingredient was prepared, 

it only seemed natural that the reciprocal for such a talent would eventually find its way through breaking down cat food to the basic elements.  There are sophisticated snobs concerned about how much meat Fido gets in their Bowl-o-chunks.  Probably the ONLY ingredient missing from the vast list of chemicals would be artificial food dye, but since their addition is more for the owners buying food and not their colourblind pets, this omission is somewhat understandable.

Randomized Garfield in 2053

It occurred to me that after seeing the static lazy use of repeat panels that it would only be a matter of time before all future Garfield panels were virtually indistinguishable from each other, down to the background colour.  Also, considering it's not impossible for a Garfield generator to use two different panels of the same strip, the probability of having similar-looking panels becomes considerably higher.

Following that train of logic, it would only be a matter of time before there were some repeat panels from the later years, and a higher chance of seeing duplicate panels next to each other.  Therefore, what would normally be the punchline would become the opening panel, with the remaining panels being exact copies.

Originally, this was going to have the first panel at the end, but I thought it would get its point across if it was shown from the start.  If you look closely, you can see the copyright text between panels is mixed and matched between the two as typical of various randomized Garfields.

The monologue comes from two variations of a Blender comic.

Just Look At That Gorgeous Garfield Minus Garfield

This one is going to take some explaining.

A frequent contributor, Manyhills, submitted a Garfield puzzle that left many readers baffled as to the content of the hidden word, which is (was) still being debated on in the forums.  Even with all the hints dropped in, hardly anybody got close to getting an answer.

The original comic in question.

The ACTUAL solution turned out to be a chain of random tactics so obtuse that you'd need to be a mind reader or web hacker to be able to figure it out.  The answer was a series of numbers referring to the date of a comic where Jon asked himself what the Capital of Nebraska was.  (Bismark)

What made this really infuriating is that the answer was so far from obvious, and it was labeled "Easy".  (Check the difficulty rating on mine.)  So I thought, why not make an already hard puzzle more difficult?  The result is something akin to a Mondrian painting, only with more colours between the lines.  It's my first time editoralizing someone else's work to reflect the audience's reaction, but I think it fits.  Bonus points if my comic managed to generate more answers than the former.

Real Cats...

This was largely inspired by crossing Real Men Don't Eat Quiche with the children's book, All Cats have Asperger's Syndrome.  I shared this with members of my Asperger group, but wondered why it never showed up on SROMG.  It wasn't until now that I realized that I never actually submitted it as an entry.  Kind of a waste - I insisted on privacy, wanting to wait until this comic would show up on a veritable site before sharing with a wider audience, and wound up self-sabotaging myself in the process.

Jon's Everyday Letter

These are all things Jon admitted to doing in front of Garfield on a regular basis.  One wonders just how he would be able to relay this level of weirdness to his parents.  It would be on a level of open honesty.  In an early strip, Jon pretty much admitted to his mother on the phone that his washing machine spat out his jockey shorts.  Since his mom and brother routinely sent letters along the lines of "The chicken died", and had their picture taken next to the world's largest corn cob, this kind of reply of everyday routine wouldn't be entirely out of character or place.  Without the visual aid of weirdness or the surprise setup, something's bound to get lost in the transition.

Chinese Garfield

Actually, a more accurate description for this would be “Canadian Garfield”, since this parody showed up in a long-running French children’s science/nature magazine, Les Debrouillards, drawn by the indefatigable Jacques Goldstyn.  The children are accompanied by their mascot, a talking frog named Beppo who provides the role of the chorus.  Interestingly enough, a spinoff of one of Jacques’ characters, Ivan the inventor is also published in China.

I had planned to showcase a feature on Debrouillards, and requested the moderator of SROMG not to release this until then.  But since that would require scanlating French comics, my desire to do so kept falling away over time, and I never got around to it.

Fatty Arbuckle

I'm surprised no one's thought to make a correlation between the real-life Arbuckle and Garfield's owner, especially considering the implications of his film nickname, "Fatty".

Bye Bye Love

Although I'm deaf, I was still part of mandatory auditorium attendance in Grade school where we were to sing out lyrics to 50's songs such as Rag Mop and Anything You Can Do.  The presence of an overhead projector showing the words made following along much easier, and is only how I'm aware of these ditties in the first place.  It's probably funnier if you sing the lyrics to the tune of George Harrison's Bye Bye Love.  What's amusing is how little I had to change the words to most of these.  I was considering doing something similar for "Shoo Fly", but couldn't find enough references, since music isn't really my thing.  That's more Manyhill's field.

Nermal Manga - Director's Cut

Years ago, I made a Nermal Manga using Chi's Sweet Home as a base.  (An obvious reference.)  What is less known is that I submitted a potential sequel later.  This was something I'd planned to use in the first comic, but felt it was already running on for too long, and couldn't figure out where to place it anyways.  If you interpret the dialogue there, it could seem like "Nermal" is waking up in the last panel.

The Big Bang Melody

Inspired in part by the infamous Kitty song from The Big Bang Theory.  Only, I couldn't leave it well enough alone, since I wasn't entirely sure if there were instances of either Nermal or Odie being bounced around.  After some customary searching, I found results for both, and decided not to remove either, but keep both, and show how the lyrics for one would've inspired the other.

I also wanted to use a more lively atomic particle in a similar vein to BBT's animation segments, but couldn't find one.

(In case it's not obvious, Nermal hiding in Garfield's jacket in the 2nd panel is a "hot" item.)

Odie's Blog

I found a silent French comic titled Odi's Blog by Sergio Garcia and Lola Moral, and naturally thought of having it somehow tie in with the dumb dog who occasionally shows flashes of genius from time to time.  Even Jim Davis is somewhat elusive about the full extent of Odie's mental capacities.  It's also an apt metaphor for how uncommunicative people think in unconventional means.  Just because somebody is nonverbal doesn't mean that they're not smart in other ways. Dyslexics manage to be incredibly inventive despite their handicap of not being able to read.

Anime Opening

 






This is probably the most obscure referential material I've ever done.  The song lyrics are from ShakespeareHemmingway's legendary so bad it's good fanfic: Garfield, Prince of Tragedy in "Royal Rescue Part 2".

I started thinking about what the opening for Garfield & Friends would be like if it were done as an Anime, with their lingering quality and extended length of J-Pop lyrics.  Originally, I started out trying to find the Japanese version, but that was hampered by a lack of knowledge of foreign countries' translations and lazy internet searching.  (I gave up after two pages)  The result is something less than Every Anime Opening Ever Made and something more along the lines of an Anime music video.

My intention was to use double-entendres for the Japanese lyrics, but the lack of matching imagery and text meshing together forced me to revise this plan entirely, and I could only use my proposal for a select few scenes that had a happy coincidence.  Turns out there are a LOT of Anime openings with the word "Love" in them, which helped salvage my search somewhat.

For less enthusiastic Otakus out there confused about the frames, What follows below are the Animes I used, along with some notes for fansubbed lyrics that closely resembled the homaged song at the relevant screenshot in question:

3x3 Eyes

Love Hina (In the next shot, Shinobu is hanging up some laundry, which is another interpretation of the "making pants rise" line)

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

You're Under Arrest!

Excel Saga - "I love, but I’m not loved."

Kirby of the Stars

Hale nochi Guu - "LOVE LOVE LOVE"

Tsukiyomi ~ Moon Phase

Hajime no Ippo

Clannad - "A kind sweet bean dango" (This is kind of a cheat, since it comes from the ending theme song, not the opening)

Yakitate Japan

Lupin III

Escaflowne - "I love you. I love you."

Argento Soma - "Until we feel the melting of ourselves gently into each other"

Ruronin Kenshin - "I love you I love you I love you"

Corpse Princess (Those are hungry ghosts. I would've liked to use Attack on Titan, but there weren't any scenes of eating people in the opening, surprisingly enough)

Toriko

Wolf's Rain

Berserk

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Key the Metal Idol - "Why can't I show (Love you so)"

Azumanga Daioh - "The temptation of wheat" (a fair assessment of "One serving is never enough")

Pita-Ten - I wish “Hello, I say “I love U”

Club to Death Angel Dokuro-chan - "I’ll cut you, punch you, toy with you..." (This was the gentlest relevant torture scene I could find)

Kodomo no Omocha - "Today’s incident is burning love!"

Samurai Pizza Cats - "Go eat a pizza pie!"  (From the vastly superior American version)

Cardcaptor Sakura - "I’m - in - love - with - you!"

Groove Adventure Rave - "I'll give you paradise" (The main inspiration that led to all this)

For Garfield's finishing lines of "What good singer.  Could use lasagna cigarette", I referenced mangled Engrish and how yellow subtitles would look practically invisible without proper shading.