Saturday, November 1, 2014

Bad Eatings in November

Nov. 5 - Election Day - Fifth Rule of Politics: When politicians get ideas, they usually get them wrong.

Nov. 8 - Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.

Nov. 11 - Veteran's Day - Bob's Budgetary Dilemma: It always costs more than you originally budgeted for.

Nov. 13 - The Snafu Equation: The bit of information most needed is least available.

Nov. 19 - Ford Discontinues the Edsel 1959 - Knagg's Law: The more grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of failure.

Nov. 21 - Law of Sports: The more money the free-agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Nov. 28 - Thanksgiving - Mrs. Weiler's Law: Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.

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