July 1 - Canada Day (Annoyingly enough, today's Final Jeopardy's question was on the Declaration of Independence)
July 4: Independence Day - Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No one's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
July 10: Murphy's first Corollary - Nothing is as easy at it looks.
July 16: First Atomic Bomb Tested 1945 - Hane's Law: There is no limit to how bad things can get.
July 20: First Men on the Moon 1969 - Bob's Law of Appliances: The repairman will never have seen your particular model before.
July 25 - Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
July 28: World War I Begins 1914 - Darrow's Comment: History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
July 30 - Davis Law: If a headline ends with a question mark, the answer is "no."