April 1 - April Fool's Day
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
April 6 - Brigham Young Marries 27th Wife 1868
Roger's Observation: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
April 11 - Sutin's Second Law: The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do.
April 15 - Tax Day
Parks' Law of Taxes: Whatever goes up, stays up.
April 24 - Secretary's Day
The Pitfalls of Genius: No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
April 26 - Chernobyl Nuclear Accident 1986
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
April 29 - Murphy's Money Maxim: Inflation is never having it so good and parting with it so fast.