|In response to Archie's question, the answer is probably "Yes".|
|Three guesses what they're going to use him for, and the first two don't count.|
|Go ahead, encourage her.|
|You knew what you were getting yourself into. Don't blame yourself.|
|If THAT'S what he considers torture, I shudder to think of what he considers|
a gift to his friends. Obviously the boy's priorities are sadly misplaced.
|If you have to ask the question, you better prepare yourself for the answer.|
|They could be talking about anything here. ANYTHING.|
|Input your own "stiff pole" and "weird oils" joke here.|
|Sometimes its amazing what's allowed in a typical Archie comic.|
|Remember kids, always disinfect your hands|
when borrowing stuff from a world-renowned playboy.
|Yes, that is Reggie standing up for Ethel, and he's fully aware of it.|
|No, Archie, don't go there! Stick with the Harem girls!|
|Obviously, she's struck dumb by her rival's looks and grace.|
|It's the look of realization on her face that really sells it.|