March 4 - First Tavern in Boston Opened 1634 - Steele's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something--I believe I'll have another drink.
March 13 - Standard Time Established 1884 - Segal's Law: A man with one watch knows the time. A man with two is never sure.
March 15 - Only 32 Days Till Tax Day - The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes.
March 17 - St. Patrick's Day - Murphy's Advice: Don't worry... nobody gives a hoot anyway.
March 21 - Parson's Law of Passports: No one is as ugly as their passport photo.
March 26 - The Student Tautology: The teacher is never absent on the day of the exam.
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