Aug 2: Wild Bill Hickock Shot During Card Game 1876 - Canada Bill's Motto: A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
Aug. 8: London's Great Train Robbery 1963 - Munder's Corollary: Everybody who does not work has a scheme that does.
Aug. 11 - Priestler's Law of Desire: The more you want it, the quicker the letdown after you get it.
Aug. 13 - Jones' Law of TV Programming: If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.
Aug. 19 - Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Aug. 21 - Suazo's Observation: Middle age happens when the chest and stomach start occupying the same parts of the body.
Aug. 24 - Mt. Vesuvius Erupts 79 AD. - Young's Law: All inanimate objects move just enough to get in your way.
Aug. 27 - Sintetos' Law of Consumerism: A 60-day warranty guarantees the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.