June 1 - Thorn's Law of Martial Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
June 4 - Hughes' Burned Lawn Axiom: Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.
June 12 - Murphy's Theory of Automotives: It's not a question of if the car will break down, but when the car will break down.
June 14: Flag Day - Todd's Political Principle: No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth.
June 16: Father's Day - Femo's Law of Auto Engine Repair: If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
June 18: Napoleon Defeated at Waterloo 1815 - Maah's Law: Things go wrong so they can go wrong.
June 23/30: Secret Service Established 1860 - Law of Human Quirks: Everybody wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be watched.
June 27 - Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.